nuts

1. (nuts) (1253↑, 156↓)

1. Crazy 2. Testicles 3. Things which monkeys eat.

That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.

Author: Viz http://nuts.urbanup.com/60536

2. (Nuts) (436↑, 171↓)

1) What a squirrel eats 2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is 3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is 4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)

Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)

Author: Survivor Fan http://nuts.urbanup.com/795992

3. (nuts) (220↑, 111↓)

The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"

Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.

Author: Poker Player http://nuts.urbanup.com/583949

4. (nuts) (232↑, 124↓)

1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum 2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment

The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.

Author: coolkid99 http://nuts.urbanup.com/1509218

5. (Nuts) (146↑, 74↓)

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats\!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed\!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah\!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon. HHHHHHHNNAAAATS\!\!\!\! Willo: Here's your nuts. Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon\! Only me eat a da elephant food mon\! You eat a da chimp food Mon\!

Author: Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick http://nuts.urbanup.com/4025161

6. (nuts) (142↑, 70↓)

body part that a lot of famous people grab on stage

hey bob is that guy sqeezing his nuts?

Author: carol http://nuts.urbanup.com/366350

7. (nuts) (86↑, 55↓)

n, testicles, knackers, love spuds, etc.

ya dont wanna get kneed in the nuts.

Author: herbie http://nuts.urbanup.com/805108

8. (nuts) (21↑, 6↓)

courage, in reference to [testicles]

He didn't even flinch when that guy shot at him, he's got nuts man.

Author: Peter "MILF" Cameron http://nuts.urbanup.com/2996408

9. (nuts) (53↑, 44↓)

Formally known as a testicle and/or testicles.(balls) Also known as a game of pool with 15 balls, u gotta hit your nuts in with the plunger, then u hit the black nut in

I used to be really good at nuts, untill i continuously and prematurly hit the black nut in before expiring

Author: slapapig http://nuts.urbanup.com/262397

10. (nuts) (33↑, 29↓)

another word to use instead of [Shucks]

Oh, Nuts, golly gee, I missed the toilet.

Author: nuts http://nuts.urbanup.com/13997

11. (nuts) (14↑, 12↓)

meaning "go to hell"

recently popularized in the show jericho season 1 finale when a story is told of a time in Bastone when General Anthony McAuliff responded to the Germans' order to surrender with a one-word reply: "Nuts." (see The Battle of The Bulge)

Author: NuTr1x http://nuts.urbanup.com/2946890

12. (nuts) (25↑, 23↓)

Usually expressed when a certain event causes excitement or a change in feeling. synonymous with crazy, awesome, off-the-hook.

Dude that fight was fucking nuts. That party was nuts. You are one nuts mother fucker.

Author: Justin Truong http://nuts.urbanup.com/546188

13. (nuts) (25↑, 24↓)

n 1. testicles.

"Ohh fuck, I got hit in the nuts."

Author: MF http://nuts.urbanup.com/4289

14. (nuts) (0↑, 0↓)

the male reproductive organs. nuts (testies) where the jizz and sperm are kept nuts stay outside when the WONG goes in\! vulnerable to itch

my nuts are very itchy.

Author: dabomberall1 http://nuts.urbanup.com/6324865

15. (Nuts) (2↑, 3↓)

an annoying thing to be allergic to.

i feel like i can't eat anything these days, everything "may contain traces of bloody nuts"

Author: pixie101 http://nuts.urbanup.com/5124621

16. (Nuts) (3↑, 4↓)

A guy on facebook who talks about a reoccuring dream where a T-Rex eats him....that's nuts\!

A reoccurring dream. I look out my porch and I see a field with hundreds of Sauropods munching away in the grass. I am so amazed, I walk to the edge of my porch when I hear thundering foot steps coming closer and a HUGE T-Rex runs down the street by the house towards the field but catches me in its left eye and decides to pay me a visit by ripping into my house for a treat. WHATS IT ALL MEAN?\!\!\! IT MEANS YOUR NUTS\!\!

Author: McGrathski http://nuts.urbanup.com/4907249

17. (Nuts) (6↑, 8↓)

1.Noun: A sometimes edible, natural-grown substance that is either eaten or sucked on. 2.Slang;Noun:The male genitals that create sperm cells. See also [balls]

1. Guy 1:"Ohhh, I didn't know nuts were so good\! Guy 2: "Well you can eat those. You need to stop sucking 'em. All you gotta do is crack 'em open. 2.Guy 1: You're just jealous that I got bigger nuts than you\!" Guy 2: "Whatever." *Balltaps him.*

Author: ICantThinkOfADangName http://nuts.urbanup.com/4001738

18. (NUTS) (1↑, 12↓)

Not up to scratch. Used in particular for Aussie Rules football players who have bigger reputations than they deserve.

NUTS Riewoldt and NUTS Rocca are both overrated hacks\!

Author: snoopy and lucy http://nuts.urbanup.com/2626185

19. (nuts) (9↑, 24↓)

in soccer, when you touch the ball through the other persons leg and collect it on the other side, otherwise called [panna]

ahh\! omg, andy just got nutsed\!\! that [newb]

Author: ODI http://nuts.urbanup.com/1071821

20. (nuts) (8↑, 24↓)

ya also a slang for guns

Straight nuts in your face put your pistols away

Author: some polak http://nuts.urbanup.com/886575

21. (nuts) (7↑, 25↓)

1. crazy person 2. sperm 3. a Males natural body lotion

he is crazy. he just nutted on julie and she spread it all over her body. she was very ashy when it dried

Author: josie da pussy cat http://nuts.urbanup.com/407186

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Last updated: 2012.03.01